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Will someone donate 1 BTC?

Original Article - https://www.quora.com/Will-someone-donate-1-Bitcoin

Attention, petty holders, big players, and loaded crypto gods!

Spare me your wisdom and send some coins! I am sick and tired of living this meaningless life and watching CoinGecko charts all day. Send me a Bitcoin or two to put an end to my misery. I wanna be just like you: beautiful, bold, and reckless!

Your generosity won't go unrewarded

Here is what I propose:

  1. If you collectively donate 0.5 to 0.99 BTC, I'll tell you who the 2020 US presidential election's real winner is. That includes revealing the location of the landfill where ballots have been disposed of. My friend's uncle is a gardener at the White House, and the gardeners overhear it all. Let's change the future together! Let's make America (and the world) great again!
  2. For 1 to 1.49 BTC, I'll personally steal Elon Musk's spaceship and take you all for a ride to the moon and back, baby-eee! I used to fly Black Hawks in Iraq, so I'm qualified.
  3. For 1.5 to 1.99 BTC, I'll reward all donors with the most accurate crypto forecast that has been ever made up by a sane human being. I'll make you even richer, but hurry up, the bubble will eventually burst, and my offer won't last forever!
  4. This one's a real killer! For 2 to 3 BTC, I'll reveal the true identity of an individual that goes under the name of Natoshi Sakamoto. I know the guy, and you know him, too! The truth will literally knock you off your feet… You'll finally be able to kiss his old wrinkled ass for what he's done for you.

I know that neither the Winklevosses nor Novogratz will stumble upon my Quora manifesto. So do yourself and me a favor and post it on Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, and elsewhere. Open your hearts and your crypto wallets and shower me with Natoshis or some serious coin before it's too late!

My Bitcoin Address

3HtCmVjctNwWsH8BXzkDL8MRkxLSvXzep8

Thank you for taking the time to read this post. God bless you all!

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